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cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

(via wanderlustingdreamer)

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i-want-some-tea:

danytargaryenz:

how did emma watson manage to graduate from one of the most prestigious universities while filming and doing press for at least like one movie every year she was there i can barely manage attending university and washing my hair maybe twice a week

With a time-turner, duh

(via pizza-direction)

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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

(Source: feat, via refrigeratorlord)

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via refrigeratorlord)

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teacher:alright fold your papers in half
entire class:hot dog or hamburger
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buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

(Source: devilbatghost, via loonygoon)

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huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

(Source: vox.com, via asuspiciouslookingperson)

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

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5 days ago

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

(via pupyflowerpowerz)

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5 days ago

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via sindielissexy)

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rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

image

(Source: rowrz, via pupyflowerpowerz)

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via ruinedchildhood)

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