I don't know what to say about myself.

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

(via pterokat)

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strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

(via wanderlustingdreamer)

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via refrigeratorlord)

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bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

(via softcorebloodporn)

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I’m going to go get myself a dr pepper from the fridge

just got back from getting a dr pepper from the fridge

took a few sips

still drinking it.  about halfway done

maybe a couple sips left

finished the dr pepper

(via eljalapeno)

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babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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(via eljalapeno)

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robinbig:

The related video puts it over the top

robinbig:

The related video puts it over the top

(Source: spoopytroll, via mugglehumour)

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bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

(Source: best-of-memes, via punkmonksteven)

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